trees

English translation: goose

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Dutch term or phrase:trees
English translation:goose
Entered by: burak sengir

22:58 Jun 20, 2014
Dutch to English translations [Non-PRO]
Art/Literary - Poetry & Literature
Dutch term or phrase: trees
(...) Die gromde, die brulde en schetterde, en ze kende maar één grapje.
Weet je wat jij bent?
Je bent een traap.
Ja! (Dan lachte tante Idaliek al.)
Want je vader is een luie aap.
En je moeder was een trees.
Snap je? Trees - aap - traap.
Hahahahaha...
:))
burak sengir
Türkiye
Local time: 20:25
goose
Explanation:
trees = trien / muts / dom vrouwelijk persoon

http://www.etymologiebank.nl/trefwoord/treze

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/goose
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ninny
http://nl.glosbe.com/nl/en/muts

--> gape

"Your father is a lazy ape and your mother is a goose which makes you a gape!"

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Note added at 4 uren (2014-06-21 03:48:31 GMT)
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Do you know what you are?
You're a gape.
Yes you are! (and a smile on aunt Idaliek's face.)
Because your father is a lazy ape.
And your mother is a goose.
Savvy? Goose - ape - Gape
Hahahahaha...

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Note added at 5 uren (2014-06-21 04:01:31 GMT)
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(FYI: Trees, niet te verwarren hier met een NLse geliefde/vrouw van een geallieerde soldaat: "Trees heeft een Canadees.")
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freekfluweel
Netherlands
Local time: 19:25
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Summary of answers provided
3 +1goose
freekfluweel
4traipse / trapes (+see expl.)
Bryan Crumpler
3tracy / chantal
Richard Purdom


Discussion entries: 3





  

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4 hrs   confidence: Answerer confidence 3/5Answerer confidence 3/5 peer agreement (net): +1
goose


Explanation:
trees = trien / muts / dom vrouwelijk persoon

http://www.etymologiebank.nl/trefwoord/treze

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/goose
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ninny
http://nl.glosbe.com/nl/en/muts

--> gape

"Your father is a lazy ape and your mother is a goose which makes you a gape!"

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Note added at 4 uren (2014-06-21 03:48:31 GMT)
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Do you know what you are?
You're a gape.
Yes you are! (and a smile on aunt Idaliek's face.)
Because your father is a lazy ape.
And your mother is a goose.
Savvy? Goose - ape - Gape
Hahahahaha...

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Note added at 5 uren (2014-06-21 04:01:31 GMT)
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(FYI: Trees, niet te verwarren hier met een NLse geliefde/vrouw van een geallieerde soldaat: "Trees heeft een Canadees.")

freekfluweel
Netherlands
Local time: 19:25
Native speaker of: Native in DutchDutch
Notes to answerer
Asker: dankjewel freek :)


Peer comments on this answer (and responses from the answerer)
agree  Barend van Zadelhoff: Yes, you could solve it this way. Not sure whether the best option for 'trees' is among them, but it doesn't matter too much.
8 hrs
  -> If it only appears once... Dankjewel!
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20 hrs   confidence: Answerer confidence 4/5Answerer confidence 4/5
traipse / trapes (+see expl.)


Explanation:
There's something to be said about the homography between trees (NL: rhymes with trace) and trees (EN: rhymes with peas) juxtaposed with "aap" in this joke... but this is not the forum for eth(n)ical debates.

This isn't poetry - so it doesn't need to rhyme, per phil's suggestion - it just needs to be neologized [is that a word?], split and concatenated.

Nonetheless, however derogatory I find this joke to be (at several points along the spectrum), I'd opt for traipse, because I do not gather the joker is speaking positively of either the mother or father, yet is saying somehow that the person in question is a "catch" (fig.) or literally a trap (i.e. trouble waiting to happen). Doing so will mean the punchline can be preserved as well.

The solution in my estimation should be along the lines of:

traap => trap
luie aap => lazy chap
trees => traipse (or trapes)

traipse + chap = trap

This is the closest you're going to get I think - at least taking De Bo and Samyn's West Flemish Idioticon into consideration.

*If* the person being told the joke was the one being blasted, then I might switch it up deliberately as a 'yo momma' joke. That's not really the case here, but I'm going to put it here anyway for fun (see "Example sentence(s)") because it makes for a better joke IMO. Just presume the following for the 2nd sample sentence:

traap ~> trapes
luie aap => lazy ape
trees ~> trap


Otherwise, if you go with "catch" for "traap", other connotations behind "trees" in Flanders may be equally if not more offensive in English, but the literary elements relating trees and apes (trees & aap) are preserved too.

traap => catch
een luie aap => a p*ssy (sl. as in lazy coward ~ lit. cat)
trees => dumb b*tch (sl. malicious woman ~ lit. female dog)

Cat relates to dog, Ps to Bs (in terms of female genitalia), and you cross a cat and a b*tch and you get a catch.

In other words, use your better judgment. I don't like this joke, probably because the last solution is the only one that holds enough irony and interlinear relationships, but there are many ways to go about it -- specifically depending on the audience -- it seems like she wanted to draw the person in by giving them a compliment, then flipping it on them talking badly about the person's parents to go in for the punchline.

Curious what my colleagues think about this line of reasoning.

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Note added at 20 hrs (2014-06-21 19:41:59 GMT)
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Meant to add: http://www.vlaamswoordenboek.be/definities/term/treesebees

Example sentence(s):
  • Your dad was a lazy chap and your mom was a traipse. Get it? Traipse - chap - traps.
  • Yo' daddy was the lazy ape and yo' momma was the trap. Get it? Traps + apes make trapes.

    Reference: http://books.google.com/books?id=_45CAQAAIAAJ&pg=PA1019&lpg=...
Bryan Crumpler
United States
Local time: 13:25
Works in field
Native speaker of: Native in EnglishEnglish

Peer comments on this answer (and responses from the answerer)
neutral  freekfluweel: Trees is short for Thérèse. With no capital it stands for a dumb(ish) female... (Like: hij is echt een sjonnie). Btw the question is "trees", not "trees + aap"...
13 hrs
  -> I understand this. I just find it rather remiss to disregard the context or the homography or other literary elements in the passage, as I so diligently attempted to explain. // Also trapes is 1 word already, not an attempt to combine trees+aap. See dict.
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1 day 12 hrs   confidence: Answerer confidence 3/5Answerer confidence 3/5
tracy / chantal


Explanation:
My wife's cat was called trees; it is a name with ironic-bordering-on-derogatory connotations of 'aardappelmeisjes' that you could equate to the Essexy 'tracey' or something like 'chantal' in the 2000s.

so you'd get something like tracy/ape = trape, not funny in English either imho

Richard Purdom
Portugal
Local time: 18:25
Works in field
Native speaker of: English

Peer comments on this answer (and responses from the answerer)
neutral  Bryan Crumpler: Yes, this works too if the mom's name is Trees / Trac(e)y (hinting to "D*ckless Tracy", i.e., "Dick Tracy"). Or even better, "Trixie". Trapes has to be with s though. It is a singular term, respelled as traipse to avoid plurality confusion.
10 hrs
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