Non-PRO Hindi to English Other Business/Commerce (general)

Mere pyaare George aur Matt,
> Tum bahut hi kharab ho. Tum dono mujhe bahut hi sataate ho. Kyon
tum
> aise ho, mujhe to samajh me hi nahi aata. Tum dono pagal ho. Tumhe
kuch
> bhi nahi aata. Aur tum jhoot bolte ho. Aur sab kuch galat karte ho.
Aur
> mujhe bahut hi tang karte ho. Tum dono itna bakwas hai. Kaise tumhe
logh
> pyar karte hain ye mujhe malume nahi. Tum dono ziddi ho. Aur tum
bahut
> hi bure lagte ho. George tum Om Puri jaise ho, aur Matt tum Anupam
Kher
> jaise budde hogaye ho. Aur kuch mein bataa nahi sakti hu, sirf ke
tum
> yede ho.
>
> Tumhari acchi, khoobsurat, hooshar,