Russian to English Other Slang

Here is the context. It is at the beginning of a speech where the speaker is wearing some yellow, eccentric clothing. I assume that it is being used to be funny, but I cannot quite find the right words for it in English.

Прошу не обращать внимания на мою облезающую кожу. Я после Индии имел неосторожность заглянуть на Мальдивы.