May offend English to Italian Art/Literary Slang

Contesto:
He squeezes his way through the crowd until he’s standing next to Brandon. His lazy grin tells me exactly just how drunk he is.
“You better slow your shit down, Holt. I’m not gonna get a fine for OVER-SERVING YOUR ASS,” I warn, cleaning up a beer spill from the person he bumped into when he barged over to the bar.

Chi parla è il barista e amico di Holt.

Mia proposta:
"Non mi beccherò richiami per aver servito un ubriacone come te"

Cerco soluzioni migliori, grazie.